When I Met Her ...
(Sung to the tune of pretty much any country song you've ever heard.)
Ooooh ...
I met her in a treehouse singing opera.
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was smellin' kind of funky with her cobra,
And I knew we really lost the last World War.
Well ...
Her rabbi said I'd punch her out forever.
She said to me that disco made her cry.
But who'd have thought she'd boogie at her health club.
You'd think at least that she'd have said goodbye.